You fools. You think you can run away and plead and bribe and get out of alllll your little troubles by being...the lowest scum on the planet?

You can run to the ends of the Earth if you want. Hide in your bunkers, go ahead! Even the League will tremble at my rule!

Oh, they look at me like I'm crazy, like I'm crazy, but we'll see who the crazy ( Read more... )

It's a brand new day... And I don't think it could get any better.

*contented sigh*

She's still sound asleep. My...I still think it sounds just...weird calling her my wife. To think...not that long ago, she didn't even know I existed, but. Here we are. I didn't even need to give her Australia to make her happy. (She does, of course, own it ( Read more... )